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Saturday, April 5, 2014

You Know You've Been in Japan Too Long When...

You know you've been in Japan too long when...

1. You throw peace signs up for every picture.

2. You visit the convenience store 3 or 4 times a day.

3. You wave your hand in front of your face to indicate a "no" and nod a single time for "yes."

4. You bow when thanking someone over the phone.

5. You buy a present for someone just because they bought you one.

6. You fill your entire suitcase with cheap sweets when you go on a trip to pass out when you return.

7. 60kph in a car feels REALLY fast.

8. You can navigate a city's (especially Tokyo's) subway without freaking out.

9. Sticking 2 or 3 tickets into the machine when getting on a train makes sense.

10. You pass gorgeous temples and shrines everyday and don't look up to enjoy them.

11. You've accepted that binge drinking at least once a week into your 60s is inevitable unless you develop an "allergy" to alcohol.

12. You pronounce Japanese words correctly when speaking English. For example: karaoke, teriyaki, and karate (te, not tee) instead of carry-okee, terri-yeah-kee, and car-ah-tee.